Reuben was walking to McDonald’s after some beers at the Lass, and passed a group of people. Three of them were shouting things like “what do you have a knife for?” at the other one. Reuben attempted to calm the knife-guy down; which worked, by some fluke of dice. As he was calming knife-guy down though, another guy sprinted towards Reuben, taking him unaware with a smack on the face. Reuben hit the ground, and knife-guy helped him up.

They went to McDonald’s and knife-guy was refused entry. Reuben got his uber-bacon-burger just fine though, and headed home.