mad scientist creates plague
men now allergic to meat
vegans cheer!
the world is saved

cottage cheese whipped
the front of the boat
jettisonned in frenzy
but no-one even thought
what about the fish

IV the casein
deep seated emotional relief
whips off her tongue like
an underage pornstar
do you need it?

she sinks to the bottom
with the rest of them
my god.
they’re all junkies