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Hello, friends.
As you are already aware, the world is plunging into despair and disarray. Newspapers and the media thrive on hyperbole, leaving the public grossly misinformed and ultra-paranoid. This must be fixed. Politicians lie and physically molest children, while emotionally torturing and raping the people under their control. This too must be fixed.
And so it has become apparent that the world needs a leader that is a guiding light towards morality, honesty and love. On Sunday the 22nd of July, on the Winter Solstice of the year 2008, I shall humbly accept this responsibility.
My indoctrination as ruler of the world shall occur in Babylon at 1200GMT+10. All shall be welcomed, in spirit and in body, to celebrate this glorious occasion.
Haleluha.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
“Finally someone says what we are all thinking!”
You are right, the politicians and the media use fear tactics to coerce us into a particular way of thinking about the world, particularly in relation to cultural and religious differences. An example is the middle east, a place I would love to go to, rich with ancient architectural history. Baghdad, north Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, Lebanon. Consequently, I am fearful of these places, even though rationally I know that the citizens aren’t all terrorists bent on the destruction of the west.
We need a new leader, Amos.
We need someone who is going to break down these cultural barriers and strive to introduce a world that is truly dedicated to peace, to human rights, to religious tolerance and to cultural tolerance between human beings.
Are you up to the challenge, friend?