I don’t care
if people think you’re dumb
I don’t care
’cause I think you’re cute as they come

you don’t appreciate algebra
but you can quote Britney verbatim
so what the hell,
that’s good enough for me

you don’t understand how
your religion is … quite stupid.
but you do like sex
at least as much as me

I don’t care
if people think you’re dumb
I don’t care
’cause I think you’re as pretty as they come

if you’re pregnant
I will definitely marry you
provided it’s mine, no-one else’s
or whatever, I don’t really mind

you need money
here’s my credit card,
take it now, it’s yours
just don’t ever leave me

or when you do, can I send off for one of those Russian mail order brides as a replacement?