http://www.amospheric.com see amos robinson run. watch his face explode in fiery delight. Sun, 28 Sep 2008 02:08:41 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en If your life is broken and you need some help, there are plenty of simple ways to fix it. The simplest, and first thing to try, is probably an auto-erotic lobotomy: you only really need a hammer and a nail for this one, so it's cheap and easy. The basic idea ... http://www.amospheric.com/2008/09/28/two-exotic-ways-to-improve-your-life/ Big lazy yarblockos stemmed in, stampeded into the theatre. "We got to keep these suckahs moving!", my good friend Max the Pimp excitedly shouted. I looked around, and everybody was there. Max the Pimp was leading the procession, followed by Fat Dave. What a fat bastard. I didn't really like ... http://www.amospheric.com/2008/09/18/self-confessions-of-a-demon-eyed-carnivore/ harold holt. http://www.amospheric.com/2008/08/27/some-say-hes-just-on-an-island-somewhere-waiting-for-us/ wanted: experienced trip-sitter, specialising in pottery. name must start with B, preferably Bec. Beatrices need not apply. http://www.amospheric.com/2008/08/25/wanted/ we kissed on the beach we kissed and we lied I said I'd never love another if the timing was right http://www.amospheric.com/2008/08/25/we-kissed-on-the-beach/ what makes you say we can't be friends were your advances nothing but dead-ends? I thought you were lonely like me and that your black wedding dress was for me. love, your weak knees will one day give and from that pole onto me you will fall. love, I have seen all you can give from way before I even met you. http://www.amospheric.com/2008/08/22/your-weak-knees/ just the other day saw two buses collide at the bottom of the hill at the top of the 'meter couldn't think what I'd say to all the people who died and it should've sent a chill down the edge of my spine but they were probably all lonely anyway they didn't have a car probably couldn't even drive and their ... http://www.amospheric.com/2008/08/18/bus/ as the light hits your body the bells are starting to ring they're calling out for you they're calling out your name as the last sip hits my lips my head is starting to ache I'm calling out for you I'm calling out your name am I sincere? is this for real? am I lying? how should I feel? heavy ... http://www.amospheric.com/2008/08/06/ive-felt-true-love-in-a-bottle/ please download and listen to our latest masterpiece: crack pipe for kids - swoon (mp3) lyrics: when we´re together we´re always so high we´re high as the mountains we´re high as the sky and we´re at the beach now we´re having a picnic I in my black jeans and you in nurse outfit then I say something highly prolific then I ... http://www.amospheric.com/2008/07/24/crack-pipe-for-kids-swoon/ Fish and chips http://www.amospheric.com/2008/07/14/b-side-fish-and-chips/