http://www.amospheric.com see amos robinson run. watch his face explode in fiery delight. Tue, 03 Feb 2009 08:48:48 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I'm working on repairing an old Lowrey organ at the moment, and it turns out some of the frequency dividers are borked. You can buy replacement frequency dividers from the Organ Service Corporation for around $30US (the particular one I need is KS-5823), but since I need at least four ... http://www.amospheric.com/2009/02/03/ks-5823-lowrey-frequency-divider-equivalent-circuit-diagram/ And so, after a long enough hiatus, Sandwich and Grey have returned. Because it's been so long, I think it might be worth recapping a vague plotsum of the story so far. Our two wonder earls, Sandwich and Grey, after entering an unwitting café were perplexed by how the resident baristacrat ... http://www.amospheric.com/2009/02/01/sandwich-and-grey-episode-2/ I don't care if people think you're dumb I don't care 'cause I think you're cute as they come you don't appreciate algebra but you can quote Britney verbatim so what the hell, that's good enough for me you don't understand how your religion is ... quite stupid. but you do like sex at least as much as me I don't care if ... http://www.amospheric.com/2009/01/26/youre-dumb/ That's right. I'm treating you to some fine fine superfine pop music from an underground supergroup called Brill. Brill - Baby Don’t Leave Yet I'd normally post lyrics here, but to be honest the lyrics are completely irrelevant, meaningless and trite. That's what makes it pop music, right? In any case, I hope ... http://www.amospheric.com/2009/01/13/brill-baby-dont-leave-yet/ You Never Talk Dirty To Me A tone poem. Ideally I'd like to record a short (silent) film acting it out, but I probably never will. It would go something like this: Two men are sitting at a bus shelter. They're old, grey hair, and they both have boomboxes. Man 1 points ... http://www.amospheric.com/2008/12/28/you-never-talk-dirty-to-me/ If your life is broken and you need some help, there are plenty of simple ways to fix it. The simplest, and first thing to try, is probably an auto-erotic lobotomy: you only really need a hammer and a nail for this one, so it's cheap and easy. The basic idea ... http://www.amospheric.com/2008/09/28/two-exotic-ways-to-improve-your-life/ Big lazy yarblockos stemmed in, stampeded into the theatre. "We got to keep these suckahs moving!", my good friend Max the Pimp excitedly shouted. I looked around, and everybody was there. Max the Pimp was leading the procession, followed by Fat Dave. What a fat bastard. I didn't really like ... http://www.amospheric.com/2008/09/18/self-confessions-of-a-demon-eyed-carnivore/ harold holt. http://www.amospheric.com/2008/08/27/some-say-hes-just-on-an-island-somewhere-waiting-for-us/ wanted: experienced trip-sitter, specialising in pottery. name must start with B, preferably Bec. Beatrices need not apply. http://www.amospheric.com/2008/08/25/wanted/ we kissed on the beach we kissed and we lied I said I'd never love another if the timing was right http://www.amospheric.com/2008/08/25/we-kissed-on-the-beach/