sandwich and grey episode 5: burgermaton
Posted by Amos Robinson on January 30th, 2012 filed in sandwich-and-greyComment now »
The glib glyph gourdheads are pursuant again. The unbehoving fruit pill stand man stammers the specifications of his wares.
“Watermelon. Weight: one point one gramme. Washing capability: none. Transport capability: none. Musical appreciability: none. Muscular relaxaboration: none. Hallucinogenic properties: one.”
By now our gringos have had enough of his evasions and demonstrate exactly what kind of business it is that they do in fact mean, anyway. In any case:

sandwich and grey episode 4: return of burgermoth
Posted by Amos Robinson on January 13th, 2012 filed in sandwich-and-greyComment now »
The mystery unravels as S&G are called into the future through an unknown force by an unknown hand. You can see the clenched fist pressing a red button, the “sandwich summoner”. Perhaps he’s just hungry. But no! S&G arrive with their glib glyph faces and the situation is revealed: their long-standing foe Burgermoth has broken his/her/its restraints and has went ‘that way’.

atonal fux
Posted by Amos Robinson on February 20th, 2011 filed in songComment now »
atonal fux
it’s not really atonal, it’s not really fux.
with delay
even less so.
sandwich and grey episode 3
Posted by Amos Robinson on September 9th, 2010 filed in sandwich-and-greyComment now »
Frogs spit out, I had a tongue in my eye. The ripple is peninsular, smooth and flickering light. Walked down to the faraway, where good things grow. Flickering, flickering, beats and beats, mawks like crazy not afraid of pie. Shadowing down we walk into an interview, two fielding sitting above the carousel I’n an feyling, “broke the transistor Sammy” I tell him once, twice, I tell him again. Eke some nerve, eke some ferrum, it wasn’t paid i’n a day you know.
KS-5823 lowrey frequency divider equivalent circuit diagram
Posted by Amos Robinson on February 3rd, 2009 filed in b-side5 Comments »
I’m working on repairing an old Lowrey organ at the moment, and it turns out some of the frequency dividers are borked. You can buy replacement frequency dividers from the Organ Service Corporation for around $30US (the particular one I need is KS-5823), but since I need at least four of them, I’ve decided to make my own.
The easiest way to build them, I think, is using two 4520 chips (4-bit counters). This schematic needs double sided tracking. It’s ugly, and you could probably figure out some ways to make it better. (I at first accidentally got two 4518 chips - decimal counters - which would have had wrong frequency and duty cycle. Could be interesting to try, if you’re keen to replace them all…)
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sandwich and grey episode 2
Posted by Amos Robinson on February 1st, 2009 filed in sandwich-and-grey6 Comments »
And so, after a long enough hiatus, Sandwich and Grey have returned. Because it’s been so long, I think it might be worth recapping a vague plotsum of the story so far.
Our two wonder earls, Sandwich and Grey, after entering an unwitting café were perplexed by how the resident baristacrat knew their name. After eating and getting their punch on with the staff, they decided to go to the park.
“Egads!”, said one of the two earls.
“Yes. We seem to have arrived in the future!” said the other.
And so it became apparent to them, the pigeons surrounding them, and the reader that they had somehow traveled forward in time by about two hundred years.

you’re dumb
Posted by Amos Robinson on January 26th, 2009 filed in , piss, pity, sexComment now »
I don’t care
if people think you’re dumb
I don’t care
’cause I think you’re cute as they come
you don’t appreciate algebra
but you can quote Britney verbatim
so what the hell,
that’s good enough for me
you don’t understand how
your religion is … quite stupid.
but you do like sex
at least as much as me
I don’t care
if people think you’re dumb
I don’t care
’cause I think you’re as pretty as they come
if you’re pregnant
I will definitely marry you
provided it’s mine, no-one else’s
or whatever, I don’t really mind
you need money
here’s my credit card,
take it now, it’s yours
just don’t ever leave me
or when you do, can I send off for one of those Russian mail order brides as a replacement?